Sweet and Sour Apple Salad for 2 people

Dressing
Mustard (2 spoons)
Honey (2 spoons)
Chopped Garlic (1 clove)
Dried Oregano ( Pinch)
Oil (2 spoons olive preferred)
Vinegar (1/2 spoon)
Salt and Fresh Black Pepper
Combine all ingredients in a bowl and whisk until smooth

1 Apples cut finely
1/2 Red Onion cut Julianne
1 Celery Stalk
1 Lettuce head chopped as you like
Fresh Cilantro ( do not cut the cilantro).

Mix dressing with the fresh veggies. Add Almonds, Peanuts or any nuts available

Enjoy

Willy Barreno
Sous Chef at Café R.E.D.

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XelaMap 14 September-October

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Joke corner with Fernando

English

A drunk walked up to the presidential house in Guatemala City and walked between the guards. The guards stopped him, asking, “hey man, what’s the idea?”
The drunk responded, “let me through guys, I’m the new president of Guatemala!”
The guards fell down laughing, they threw him out in the street and asked, “You!? Are you crazy, are you a dumbass, do you have shit for brains, or are you mentally handicapped?”
The drunk got up, brushed himself off, and answered, “Holy shit! I had no idea there were so many requirements! I’m outta here.”

Español

Llega otro bolito a la casa presidencial y pasa entre los guardias y los guardias lo detienen y le dicen: y vos que putas??
el bolo responde: Dejenme pasar mucha que yo quiero ser presidente de guatemala
y los guardias se cagan de la risa, lo sacan y le dicen: vos??? ja que estas loco, sos mula, tenes mierda en la cabeza o sos retrasado mental????
y el bolo les contesta: puta mucha no sabia que pedian tantos requisitos!!! no asi ya mejor me voy a la mierda.

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